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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

Everyone loved it.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Still no good

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

share office space ...

So they tried

Still no good.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Jennifer Garner Celebrates Ben Affleck on Father’s Day with Throwback Photo of Him Cuddling 1 of Their Kids - AOL.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?