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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:14

Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
Everyone loved it.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
share office space ...
So they tried
Still no good.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)